Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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