We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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