Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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