it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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