Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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