she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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