Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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