he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
