You're completely useless in the revolution.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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