What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
