Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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