So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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