is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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