She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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