I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This is my gift to your gina
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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