Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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