So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My bed smells like the plague
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