my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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