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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(503): View more from Oregon

my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"

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(903): View more from Texas

Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

(1-314): View more from Missouri

Me specifically?

(903): View more from Texas

Yep.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete

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(616): View more from Michigan

We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish

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(609): View more from New Jersey

if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.

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