I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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