we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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