Me too!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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