Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sober January is a disaster.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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