i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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