...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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