Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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