K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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