wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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