he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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