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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.

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(714): View more from California

Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask

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