well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i barfeds in our rink
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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