Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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