don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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