its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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