Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
