Who did Billy Mays play for?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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