We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize