I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My friends, they love my intelligence
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I smell like Dick and happiness
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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