we made out on top of his cat.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Watching her eat just hurts me
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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