u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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