How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Screwed.edu
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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