oh god the rape fog is back!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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