i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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