i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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