Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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