he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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