so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
