she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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