I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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