No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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