I wanna passion pit in your ass
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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