She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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