I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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