Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
