school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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